74.      
Two foreign pilots try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground, one pilot screams to the other, "Get the airplane up, the runaway is ending."

The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot screams again, "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending."

The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air. They make a big turn and start descending again. This goes on again and again. During their fourth descent the pilot says, "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge, expensive airport but with such a short runway."

"I know," answers the second pilot, "But look how wide they made it."



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