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Felix was in a terrible accident at work. Oddly, however, the only permanent damage done to him was that both of his ears were amputated. Because he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the insurance company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Felix decided to invest his money in a small, but growing computer business. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright.

After signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews.

The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Felix asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" The gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears. Felix got very angry and threw him out.

The second interviewee was even better than the first. He asked the same question and he replied: "Well, you have no ears." Felix again was upset and tossed him out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was extremely smart and seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Felix was anxious but went ahead and asked the same question.

To his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes, you wear contact lenses."

Felix was shocked. "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?" asked Felix.

The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!"



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