51.       Some One Liners
Some One Liners:

I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

 

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included so I had to buy them again.

 

Last night a hole was blown in the wall of Police Headquarters. Police are looking into it.

 

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

 

Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of portraits by Picasso.



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