5.       Carjacking Granny
(A Supposedly True Story)

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon return, found four men in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required, so get out of the car.

The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation. They immediately got out and ran like mad. The old woman proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.

Small problem her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly white woman. No charges were filed.

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