36.       Don't Jump!
John and Bob met in a bar for a drink after work, and were watching the six-o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. John bet Bob $50 that he wouldn't jump, and Bob replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so John gave Bob the $50 he owed. "I can't take this, you're my friend," said Bob.

"Nope. A bet's a bet," replied John.

"Listen, said Bob, I have to admit, I saw this on the five-o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

John replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

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