Q. Why couldn't the pony talk?
A. Because he was a little hoarse.
Q. What do you get if you cross a bear with a skunk?
A. Winnie the Phew!
Q. What did the Arithmetic textbook say to the Reading textbook?
A. Don't tell me your sad stories; I'm the one with the problems!
Q. What did the Calculus textbook say to the Arithmetic textbook?
A. "You think *you've* got problems!"
Q. Why are there so many Johnson's in the phone book?
A. They all have phones.
Q. What happened to the frog when he parked on double yellow lines?
A. He got toad away.