31.       Caught Speeding?
One day, a lady is driving on the highway. She frequently checks her speed gauge to make sure she stays within the speed limit. But when she looks into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she sees a police car not far behind flashing his lights. She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything! What could I possibly be doing wrong?" She pulls over and the police car pulls up behind her. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it. A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly, saying, "I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck.


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