299.      
A scientist finds evidence of an actual dinosaur, alive and living in the rainforests of South America. He campaigns several universities and succeeds in getting a grant to launch an expedition.

Several weeks pass and the expedition party stumbles upon a 3-foot tall pigmy standing near a 300-foot long dead dinosaur.

The scientist approaches the pigmy and exclaims, "Dear L-rd! Did you kill this dinosaur?"

"Yep!" replied the pigmy.

"But, it's so big and you're so small!"

"Yep!" replied the pigmy.

"How on earth did you kill it?" inquired the scientist.

"With my club," replied the pigmy.

"How big is your club?" demanded the scientist.

The pigmy replied, "Well, there're about a hundred of us!"



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