This man walks into a bar, and walks up to the bar, and asks the bartender for three shots of whisky. The bartender lines them up on the counter, and the man slams them back, one after the other...1...2...3. He asks the bartender for three more shots. As the bartender lines up three more, he tells the guy "You know, you really shouldn't drink like that. It isn't good for you!"
The man responds with "Yeah, I know! Especially with what I've got!"
The bartender, with real concern in his voice, says, "Oh my G-d! What is it that you have, my friend?"
The man replies, with a grin "A dollar!"