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Kid Humor:

 

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

 

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?

STUDENT: Seven.

TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?

STUDENT: Nine.

TEACHER: That's impossible.

STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

 

TEACHER: Greg, go to the map and find North America.

GREG: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Greg!

 

TEACHER: Sam, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

SAM: Me!

 

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

 

TEACHER: Why are you late?

JACK: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

JACK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

 

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

 

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.

 

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

JOSE: Don't bite any.

 

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?

JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money.

 

TEACHER: If I had seven apples in one hand and eight apples in the other, what would I have?

CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!



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