211.      
The following are actual signs seen across the U.S.A.

 

At a Santa Fe gas station:

"We will not sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."

 

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:

"38 years on the same spot."

 

In a Los Angeles dance hall:

"Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."

 

In a New York drugstore:

"We dispense with accuracy."

 

In the offices of a loan company:

"Ask about our plans for owning your home."

 

On a New York convalescent home:

"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

 

On a Maine shop:

"Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices, and workmanship."

 

At a number of military bases:

"Restricted to unauthorized personnel."

 

In a clothing store:

"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

 

In the window of an Oregon store:

"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

 

In a Maine restaurant:

"Open 7 days a week and weekends."

 

On a radiator repair garage:

"Best place to take a leak."

 

In the vestry of a New England church:

"Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."

 

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:

"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."

 

On the grounds of a public school:

"No trespassing without permission."

 

On a Tennessee highway:

"When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."



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