181.      
A farmer had been ripped-off several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

 

Basic cow 499.95

Shipping and handling 35.75

Extra stomach 79.25

Two tone exterior 142.10

Produce storage compartment 126.50

Heavy-duty straw chopper 189.60

Four-spigot/high-output drain system 149.20

Automatic fly swatter 88.50

Genuine cowhide upholstery 179.90

Deluxe dual horns 59.25

Automatic fertilizer attachment 339.40

4 x 4 traction drive assembly 884.16

Pre-delivery wash and comb 69.80

 

FARMERS SUGGESTED LIST PRICE: 2843.36

Additional dealer adjustments: 300.00

 

TOTAL LIST PRICE (Including options): $3143.36



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