A blonde was visiting a small village in Africa accompanied by a male tour guide. They were on a tight schedule and the guide told her that they would have to leave in 15 minutes...there could be no delays. So, off they walked through the little village. They came upon a big tree. A small child nearby said, "Banana."
After a few minutes, they came upon a second tree, quite different than the first. And a child nearby said, "Orange."
Not long after, the blonde noticed a third tree, very different than the first two. The Chief of the Tribe, who was nearby, smiled and said, "Mango."
Just then, she heard the jeep's engine as her tour guide drove away.