You Know You're Too Serious About Computers When...
You comment, while watching a sunset that the image would be enhanced with 10% more magenta and a higher resolution.
When someone tells you about a great new program and you're disappointed to find it's on TV.
When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service -- www.weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
When you start using phrases like: Hungry.must-eat.food.now@home
If you call in sick because you found a great new web site.
If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.
If your fingers quit moving because you've been online for 72 hours.
If on the way home from work, you use your portable and cellular phone in your car, to reprogram a Tomahawk missile, in flight, and redirect it to take out the joker in the Cadillac who cut you off.
When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
If you try to press Alt-F4 to close your car window.