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A pastor was assigned to a new church. He wanted to find out how much the congregation knew, so he decided to ask a simple question. He asked the members what they knew about Easter. The first guy comes up and says, "Isn't that the holiday when everyone comes over and you have this big turkey?"

"Uh, no," the pastor says, "That's Thanksgiving."

Second guy says, "Isn't that the holiday where we get that big tree and..."

"Uh, no. That would be Christmas. Hence Christmas Tree."

"Oh. Sorry."

Finally a young woman comes up and says, "Isn't that the holiday when they put Jesus on a cross?"

"Yes. Do you know anything else?"

"Yes, He died, right?"

"Yes. Anything else?"

"They took him down, and they put him in a cave, right?"

"Yes, then?"

"And they rolled a stone in front of it?"

"Yes. That's exactly right. Do you know anything else?"

"Yeah. He woke up and, oh, now I remember, he rolled the stone away, and then he got out, saw his shadow, and went back inside for 6 more weeks."



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