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Jack and Jill were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Jack got up from his coffee, replies, "Okay," and goes to move his car.

Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Again, Jack got up from his coffee, replies, "Okay," and moves his car.

Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out and Jack didn't get the rest of the instructions. He says to Jill, "What am I going to do now, Jill?"

Jill replies, "Aw, Jack, just leave the car in the garage."



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