156.      
A man and his friend were sitting together in the park. The man said, "When I was little I used to lay in bed, gaze up at the stars and wish on every one I could see that I would be great some day."

His friend said, "Wow, that must have been a lot of wishing!"

He said," Not really, at the time I could only afford a pack of twelve stars"

(If you don't get it, he was wishing on the glow-in-the-dark stars that stick to the ceiling)



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