143.       Murder Gone Bad
There was an influential businessman who found out that his wife was having an affair with the butcher and the produce man in a local grocery store. Needless to say, he was quite furious and figured she and her lovers weren't fit to live, so he decided to kill them.

Not wanting to risk his prominence in the business world, he decides to hire a bum off the street who desperately needed some money. So he finds a bum named Artie and offers him a buck to kill his wife and her lovers the next time she goes to the store.

So the next day, the businessman's wife went shopping and flirts first with the butcher and then with the produce man as she usually does. However Artie shows up at the store and, as per his instructions, strangles the butcher, the produce man, and last but not least, the businessman's unfaithful wife.

Well, the assassin quickly tries to escape but is caught by the security guards who haul him off to the police.

It didn't take long for the press to catch hold of the story and print the following headline:

 

FLASH!! ARTIE CHOKES THREE FOR A DOLLAR IN LOCAL SUPERMARKET!!!!!



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