116.       Disney Interview
John had always been a big fan of Walt Disney. He saw every film that the Disney Studios put out. So it was no surprise when he headed to Disneyland looking for a job as a tour guide.

And his interview went something like this:

Interviewer: "So why would you like to work for us?"

John: "I've been a big fan for many years. I reckon that I know as much about your characters as anyone. I'd make a darn good tour guide."

Interviewer: "Tell you what. If you can answer 3 questions, I'll give you the job of Head Tour Guide."

John: "Sounds fair."

Interviewer: "First Question: Who was the original voice of Mickey Mouse?"

John: "That was Walt Disney himself."

Interviewer: "Second Question: Name our 2 most famous dogs."

John: "Pluto and Goofy."

Interviewer: "Very Good. Speaking of dogs, I assume you saw the movie 101 Dalmatians?"

John: "Sure did."

Interviewer: "Okay, name them."

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