102.       Changing the Light Bulb
Q: How many Hasidic Rebbes does it take to change a light bulb?

A: What is a light bulb?

 

Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

 

Q: How many Conservative Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, call a committee meeting.

 

Q: How many Reform Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, anyone can change it whenever they want to.

 

Q: How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 30. One to change the bulb and 29 to discuss it ad nauseum.

 

Q. How many Lubabavitchers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None, it never died.

 

Q: How many Breslaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

 

Q: How many congregants does it take to change a light bulb in a synagogue?

A: CHANGE? You vant we should CHANGE the light bulb? My grandmother donated that light bulb!!!



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