Welcome to Josh's Coca-Cola Webpage!!


Here is a picture of me as a baby

Alternative uses for Coke:


To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of
Reynolds Wrap aluminum  foil.....

    Dipped in Coca-Cola.

To clean a toilet:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let
the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.  The citric acid
in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to
bubble away the corrosion.

To loosen a rusted bolt:
Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the
rusted bolt for several minutes.

To bake a moist brisket:
Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan;
wrap the brisket in aluminum foil, and bake.  Thirty
minutes before the brisket is finished, remove the
foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke
for a sumptuous brown gravy.

To remove grease from clothes:
Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy
clothes, add detergent,
and run through a regular cycle.  The Coca-Cola
will help loosen grease stains.

It will also clean road haze from your
windshield.

AND WE DRINK THIS STUFF!!
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